My man is not an imaginative lover,
It fact, he performs by rote.
But I love when he presses my face to his belly,
And cums straight down my throat.
11/09/2021
Love receiving blowjobs,
Almost as much as fucking.
As long as my dick is getting sucked,
I don’t care who is doing the sucking.
10/24/2021
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
Love to eat that pussy,
It is my favorite treat.
Spend more time down on my knees,
Than standing on my feet!
06/29/2021
Was going fishing with the guys,
But wound up at home in bed.
My Lady is really quite convincing,
When giving that righteous head.
05/15/2021
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
I asked my lady for a titty-fuck,
She raised her head mid-bob.
Smiling while licking my piss slit,
She gave me an amazing boob job.
09/12/2020
My Lady has a magical tongue,
That massages me, north to south.
But the one thing that I really love,
Is when my balls are in her mouth.
08/20/2020
Will I toss your salad?
Stranger, I’m glad you asked.
Bare that beautiful bubble butt
And I will wear it like a mask.
08/13/2020
Big women don’t get to cum enough,
And that’s really not fair, you know?
So come on large ladies and sit on my face,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
08/01/2020
Rude Little Poems 