When it’s time for you to ride my face,
Take a seat, please don’t hover.
Doesn’t matter if I drown,
For I’m your one-true pussy lover!
02/16/2022
Valentine’s Day has come again,,
And we’re too romantic to let that pass.
So after you suck my dick and balls,
I’m going to tap that heart-shaped ass.
02/13/2022
Baby, when I first met you,
Your mouth was just hole.
But skills you’ve honed and things you do,
You’ve snatched and own my soul!
02/05/2022
While receiving a wonderful blowjob,
I let slip a little gas.
She did not pause her sucking,
So I need to marry that lass.
12/05/2021
My man is not an imaginative lover,
It fact, he performs by rote.
But I love when he presses my face to his belly,
And cums straight down my throat.
11/09/2021
Love receiving blowjobs,
Almost as much as fucking.
As long as my dick is getting sucked,
I don’t care who is doing the sucking.
10/24/2021
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
Love to eat that pussy,
It is my favorite treat.
Spend more time down on my knees,
Than standing on my feet!
06/29/2021
Was going fishing with the guys,
But wound up at home in bed.
My Lady is really quite convincing,
When giving that righteous head.
05/15/2021
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Rude Little Poems 