She told me it was Girl’s Night Out,
They went out drinking and maybe to bowl.
So I headed down to the porno store,
And found her working the glory hole!
02/004/2023
Trick or treat,
Kiss my feet.
Get between my
Legs and eat.
10/27/2022
Losing myself in your soulful eyes,
All other partners I disavow.
The thought of you always makes me wish,
My cock was in your mouth right now.
09/04/2022
Your wet pussy is sweet,
Your tangy asshole is dandy.
But when you’re covered in cum,
You taste just like candy.
07/23/2022
She dipped her fingers in her puss,
And slid them up my nose.
Now wherever I happen to be,
Her secret scent also goes.
07/16/2022
Pussy like oysters is best served raw,
But don’t consider me uncouth or caddish.
My Lady has the sweetest, juiciest puss,
That has never required horseradish!
06/08/2022
When it’s time for you to ride my face,
Take a seat, please don’t hover.
Doesn’t matter if I drown,
For I’m your one-true pussy lover!
02/16/2022
Valentine’s Day has come again,,
And we’re too romantic to let that pass.
So after you suck my dick and balls,
I’m going to tap that heart-shaped ass.
02/13/2022
Baby, when I first met you,
Your mouth was just hole.
But skills you’ve honed and things you do,
You’ve snatched and own my soul!
02/05/2022
While receiving a wonderful blowjob,
I let slip a little gas.
She did not pause her sucking,
So I need to marry that lass.
12/05/2021
Rude Little Poems 