My cock and balls are neatly shaved,
Making them look bigger and stronger.
Truthfully, the reason I do it is,
Makes the cocksuckers stay down there longer.
My favorite lady just stopped by,
And slid right into place.
I like it when she swallows,
But she loves jizz upon her face.
Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
My girlfriend doesn’t shave at all,
And I think her hairy puss is great.
When she mounts to ride my face,
It will wash and exfoliate!
I need a sloppy blowjob,
Make it slow and long.
And when I cum inside your mouth,
Drink until it’s gone!
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
Hairy old daddy
Lying on the bed.
Waiting for someone
To give him head!