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Month: July 2018

Autobiographical Limerick

July 26, 2018 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

There once was a young man from Key,

Whose dick reached down to his knee.

His lovers would faint,

As it bumped ‘gainst their taint.

Sighing, “Bury that monster in me!”

07/26/208

Volunteers?

July 22, 2018 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Hairy old daddy

Lying on the bed.

Waiting for someone

To give him head!

07/22/2018

Like Groceries

July 6, 2018July 6, 2018 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Making my lover a three-course dinner,

When it comes to cooking, I’m the Boss.

But it won’t be ready for quite a few hours,

First, they have a salad I need to toss!

07/06/2018

Sounds Like HBD

July 2, 2018July 6, 2018 ~ Mystertim ~ 1 Comment

He came in my butt,

Then called me a slut.

Stuck his cock back in my mouth,

To clean off his nut!

07/01/2018

 

Spring Breezes

July 2, 2018July 6, 2018 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Raised my ass into the air,

Felt the breeze in my pubic hair.

If you stop by, you’re in luck,

My butt is up and I’m down to fuck.

05/19/2018

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