Your wet pussy is sweet,
Your tangy asshole is dandy.
But when you’re covered in cum,
You taste just like candy.
07/23/2022
She dipped her fingers in her puss,
And slid them up my nose.
Now wherever I happen to be,
Her secret scent also goes.
07/16/2022
I have two tatts of Lady Liberty,
One on my tongue and one on my rear.
Should you see them, you will know,
That everyone is welcome to cum here!
07/04/2022
Exhausted I fell back onto the bed,
After vigorously fucking her bum.
But she climbed up, straddled my face,
And force-fed me my cum.
06/11/2022
Pussy like oysters is best served raw,
But don’t consider me uncouth or caddish.
My Lady has the sweetest, juiciest puss,
That has never required horseradish!
06/08/2022
My Lady sent me a video,
Of her rubbing that furry mound.
Now if you’ll all excuse me,
I’ve got some meat to pound.
05/26/2022
I love to eat her sloppy wet puss,
And clean those nipple-topped peaks.
But she likes to keep me on my knees,
My tongue buried between her cheeks.
05/22/2022
Slide your cock up my ass,
Don’t be such a prude,
The other men’s cum,
Makes an excellent lube!
05/21/2022
The fourth was with us,
Now it’s Cinco de Mayo.
Slide that dick up my ass,
And make me go “AY-OOOOO!”
05/05/2022
She bent me over the back of the couch,
The butt-fucking I got was divine.
How could I say no to such a sexy woman,
Whose cock was much bigger than mine?
04/01/2022
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