Don’t mean to be an asshole,
Or to be so very pushy.
But the only thing I want hot and wet,
Is her sweet, delicious pussy!
My a/c is broken,
Curse the bad luck.
Worst part about that?
It’s too hot to fuck!
I was always a rather randy lad,
My dick was harder than cinderblocks,
Glad I finally became a man,
Because pussy is better than old sweat socks.
She rode me Reverse-Cowgirl style,
Her puss hotter than a powder keg.
In fact she came so hard and long,
That cunt juice flowed down my leg!
Was going fishing with the guys,
But wound up at home in bed.
My Lady is really quite convincing,
When giving that righteous head.
The gravitational pull of her dark black hole,
From which there is no escape.
I have no one else to blame for the lure,
Of her well-used, wet, juicy gape.
You say that your ass has never been fucked?
Well it’s time that those fears were confronted.
By the time my thick dick has deposited its cum,
You’re blown-out brown hole will be cunted.
Her ass is red as she gasps for air,
Both of those things will pass.
She really looks great on the video,
With my cum leaking out of her ass.
Today is my Darling’s birthday,
And to prove that I’m no joker.
I’ll bend her over and spank that ass,
While with her headscarf I will choke her.
Uninhibited sex is awesome,
And sometimes a bit scary.
But we just learned a new one,
They call it “Missionary.”