Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
Filmed my first bukkake,
Cum-covered face, tits, running down my legs,
Won’t somebody jump in the shower with me,
And lick up those last dregs?
Love to eat that butthole,
My tongue up that poop chute.
Love when you begin to cum,
And start to shout, “Woot, Woot!”
Love to eat that pussy,
It is my favorite treat.
Spend more time down on my knees,
Than standing on my feet!
I cunted her asshole,
With style and grace.
Now I tenderly kiss,
Her cum-stained face.
Don’t mean to be an asshole,
Or to be so very pushy.
But the only thing I want hot and wet,
Is her sweet, delicious pussy!
My a/c is broken,
Curse the bad luck.
Worst part about that?
It’s too hot to fuck!
I was always a rather randy lad,
My dick was harder than cinderblocks,
Glad I finally became a man,
Because pussy is better than old sweat socks.
She rode me Reverse-Cowgirl style,
Her puss hotter than a powder keg.
In fact she came so hard and long,
That cunt juice flowed down my leg!
Was going fishing with the guys,
But wound up at home in bed.
My Lady is really quite convincing,
When giving that righteous head.