Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
The Lady was embarrassed,
Of her (normal) labial flaps.
I said, “Don’t worry Darling,
My favorite food is pussy wraps!”
11/08/201
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
Love to eat that pussy,
It is my favorite treat.
Spend more time down on my knees,
Than standing on my feet!
06/29/2021
Don’t mean to be an asshole,
Or to be so very pushy.
But the only thing I want hot and wet,
Is her sweet, delicious pussy!
06/220/2021
I was always a rather randy lad,
My dick was harder than cinderblocks,
Glad I finally became a man,
Because pussy is better than old sweat socks.
05/30/2021
She rode me Reverse-Cowgirl style,
Her puss hotter than a powder keg.
In fact she came so hard and long,
That cunt juice flowed down my leg!
05/29/2021
I’ve been called many things in my life,
And trying to define me is rather pushy.
But if it’s fact that you are what you eat,
Then truly I am a sweet, juicy pussy.
01/16/2021
Winter winds are howling,
For that I need to brace.
Wouldn’t feel so cold without,
Fresh cunt juice on my face.
12/06/2020
I love my lady’s beautiful bod,
With her pubic hair so wavy.
Can’t wait to dig my tongue in deep,
And drink her pussy gravy.
11/26/2020
Rude Little Poems 