My neighbor’s wife loves to fuck,
That wet cunt is always slick.
And when you bend her over the couch,
She’ll spread her ass for dick!
09/24/2022
I don’t care if my Lady is hairy,
I don’t care if she shaves it bare.
Her pussy is hot, wet and horny,
And it’s with me, she loves to share!
08/27/2022
Your wet pussy is sweet,
Your tangy asshole is dandy.
But when you’re covered in cum,
You taste just like candy.
07/23/2022
She dipped her fingers in her puss,
And slid them up my nose.
Now wherever I happen to be,
Her secret scent also goes.
07/16/2022
Pussy like oysters is best served raw,
But don’t consider me uncouth or caddish.
My Lady has the sweetest, juiciest puss,
That has never required horseradish!
06/08/2022
My Lady sent me a video,
Of her rubbing that furry mound.
Now if you’ll all excuse me,
I’ve got some meat to pound.
05/26/2022
I love to eat her sloppy wet puss,
And clean those nipple-topped peaks.
But she likes to keep me on my knees,
My tongue buried between her cheeks.
05/22/2022
You love to suck my beefy cock,
Love licking my hairy balls.
And when my cock plunges deep inside,
To paint your pussy walls.
02/16/2022
Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
The Lady was embarrassed,
Of her (normal) labial flaps.
I said, “Don’t worry Darling,
My favorite food is pussy wraps!”
11/08/201
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