My Lady sent me a video,
Of her rubbing that furry mound.
Now if you’ll all excuse me,
I’ve got some meat to pound.
05/26/2022
I love to eat her sloppy wet puss,
And clean those nipple-topped peaks.
But she likes to keep me on my knees,
My tongue buried between her cheeks.
05/22/2022
You love to suck my beefy cock,
Love licking my hairy balls.
And when my cock plunges deep inside,
To paint your pussy walls.
02/16/2022
Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
The Lady was embarrassed,
Of her (normal) labial flaps.
I said, “Don’t worry Darling,
My favorite food is pussy wraps!”
11/08/201
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
Love to eat that pussy,
It is my favorite treat.
Spend more time down on my knees,
Than standing on my feet!
06/29/2021
Don’t mean to be an asshole,
Or to be so very pushy.
But the only thing I want hot and wet,
Is her sweet, delicious pussy!
06/220/2021
I was always a rather randy lad,
My dick was harder than cinderblocks,
Glad I finally became a man,
Because pussy is better than old sweat socks.
05/30/2021
She rode me Reverse-Cowgirl style,
Her puss hotter than a powder keg.
In fact she came so hard and long,
That cunt juice flowed down my leg!
05/29/2021
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