I asked my lady for a titty-fuck,
She raised her head mid-bob.
Smiling while licking my piss slit,
She gave me an amazing boob job.
09/12/2020
My Lady has a magical tongue,
That massages me, north to south.
But the one thing that I really love,
Is when my balls are in her mouth.
08/20/2020
Will I toss your salad?
Stranger, I’m glad you asked.
Bare that beautiful bubble butt
And I will wear it like a mask.
08/13/2020
Big women don’t get to cum enough,
And that’s really not fair, you know?
So come on large ladies and sit on my face,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
08/01/2020
My cock and balls are neatly shaved,
Making them look bigger and stronger.
Truthfully, the reason I do it is,
Makes the cocksuckers stay down there longer.
07/13/2020
My favorite lady just stopped by,
And slid right into place.
I like it when she swallows,
But she loves jizz upon her face.
06/21/2020
Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
03/29/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
My girlfriend doesn’t shave at all,
And I think her hairy puss is great.
When she mounts to ride my face,
It will wash and exfoliate!
01/18/2020
Rude Little Poems 