Pound my butthole,
Deep and hard.
I want that more,
Than a Christmas card.
Please wash my face,
With all your cum.
I’ll be the Ho, ho, ho,
Licking your Yum, yum, yum.
12/11/2024
Her hand slapped my face,
With a firm, resounding crack.
My mouth is for licking and sucking,
And never talking back.
11/17/2024
My Lady is cut from exquisite cloth,
The finest linens, silks and lace.
Utterly refined unless she’s grinding her cunt,
All over my fucking face.
08/26/2023
She laughed as I screamed in pain,
Saying, “Sorry I seem to be all thumb.”
That’s why I need to use the pliers,
When your balls are all covered in cum.
07/16/2023
She told me it was Girl’s Night Out,
They went out drinking and maybe to bowl.
So I headed down to the porno store,
And found her working the glory hole!
02/004/2023
Trick or treat,
Kiss my feet.
Get between my
Legs and eat.
10/27/2022
Losing myself in your soulful eyes,
All other partners I disavow.
The thought of you always makes me wish,
My cock was in your mouth right now.
09/04/2022
Your wet pussy is sweet,
Your tangy asshole is dandy.
But when you’re covered in cum,
You taste just like candy.
07/23/2022
She dipped her fingers in her puss,
And slid them up my nose.
Now wherever I happen to be,
Her secret scent also goes.
07/16/2022
Pussy like oysters is best served raw,
But don’t consider me uncouth or caddish.
My Lady has the sweetest, juiciest puss,
That has never required horseradish!
06/08/2022
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