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Author: Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Backdoor Man

January 16, 2022 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

You seem obsessed with my fat round ass,

You even talk about it in your sleep.

So let’s lube it up, slide it in,

And fuck me slow and deep.

01/16/2022

New Year Celebration

January 1, 2022 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I loved fucking your beautiful ass,

You were so hot and tight.

Loved the way you made me cum,

On the finalĀ  stroke of midnight.

01/01/2022

Sentimental New Year

January 1, 2022 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

You’re the last thing on my mind at night,

And the first thing every morn.

So glad I have you in my life,

Now let’s go make some porn.

01/01/2022

Only Light Lubed

December 23, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

She spanked me hard and fucked my ass,

Made me cum upon a plate.

Beat my balls as I licked it clean,

Saying, I told you not to be late.

12/23/2021

A Keeper

December 5, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

While receiving a wonderful blowjob,

I let slip a little gas.

She did not pause her sucking,

So I need to marry that lass.

12/05/2021

Five Guys, No Fries

November 21, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

You let your friends gangbang my butt,

Then slid yours in to marinade.

Now you’re buried deep in my throat,

For this nasty little film we made.

11/21/2021

All-Access Lady

November 20, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

She likes her dick,

Long and thick.

And anywhere we put them,

Makes her cum right quick.

11/20/2021

I Could Eat

November 18, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Face down, ass up,

Such a delicious display.

Shall I don a bib to dine,

On your never-ending buffet?

11/18/2021

Busy Night

November 9, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I have a round, fat, juicy ass,

That five men just took turns to fuck it.

Didn’t see their faces or know their names,

I’m just a sweet little free cum bucket.

11/09/2021

But I Can’t Taste It

November 9, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

My man is not an imaginative lover,

It fact, he performs by rote.

But I love when he presses my face to hisĀ  belly,

And cums straight down my throat.

11/09/2021

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