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My Phone is Ringing

March 14, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Brunette MILF moved in next door,

Great tits, nice ass, such luck!

Being friendly I told her to give me a call,

If she needs some good dick to suck.

03/14/2021

Xmas Dreams

December 25, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Christmas was successful,

We trimmed the tree, decked the halls.

Comfortable 69 in our bed,

With her mouth massaging my balls.

12/25/2020

Point Taken

September 27, 2020September 27, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Getting kinky with my lady late last night,

When she gave me a dreadful scare.

She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,

But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”

09/27/2020

Chipmunk Cheeks

August 20, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

My Lady has a magical tongue,

That massages me, north to south.

But the one thing that I really love,

Is when my balls are in her mouth.

08/20/2020

More Tongue

July 13, 2020July 17, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

My cock and balls are neatly shaved,

Making them look bigger and stronger.

Truthfully, the reason I do it is,

Makes the cocksuckers stay down there longer.

07/13/2020

Cocksucker

June 21, 2020August 20, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

My favorite lady just stopped by,

And slid right into place.

I like it when she swallows,

But she loves jizz upon her face.

06/21/2020

Son Of A…

March 29, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ 1 Comment

Not long ago while in my prime,

You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.

Now with this damn quarantine,

I only slide into my slippers.

03/29/2020

Sadly Alone

March 19, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ 1 Comment

With all the wicked things I’ve done,

And all the delicious things I’ve seen.

It’s really so damn hard to be,

A libertine in quarantine.

03/19/2020

Another Nasty Song

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.

You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass

You to the crew who always knew,

How you earned your name,

Miss Lucy Blew.

02/18/2020

Need A Little…

December 7, 2019 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I need a sloppy blowjob,

Make it slow and long.

And when I cum inside your mouth,

Drink until it’s gone!

12/07/2019

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