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Thinking of Her

May 22, 2022 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I love to eat her sloppy wet puss,

And clean those nipple-topped peaks.

But she likes to keep me on my knees,

My tongue buried between her cheeks.

05/22/2022

I Could Eat

November 18, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Face down, ass up,

Such a delicious display.

Shall I don a bib to dine,

On your never-ending buffet?

11/18/2021

Busy Night

November 9, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I have a round, fat, juicy ass,

That five men just took turns to fuck it.

Didn’t see their faces or know their names,

I’m just a sweet little free cum bucket.

11/09/2021

And Wiggle, Please!

July 16, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Some Ladies think that they’re too big,

This isn’t my first rodeo.

I’ll lie down, you have a seat,

Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!

07/16/2021

Not Just for Breakfast

July 3, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Love to eat that butthole,

My tongue up that poop chute.

Love when you begin to cum,

And start to shout, “Woot, Woot!”

0703/2021

Point Taken

September 27, 2020September 27, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Getting kinky with my lady late last night,

When she gave me a dreadful scare.

She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,

But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”

09/27/2020

I Support Her Choice

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Watching a nasty porno flick,

Nude sorority girls playing Twister.

Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,

But my innocent baby sister!

09/16/2020

Chipmunk Cheeks

August 20, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

My Lady has a magical tongue,

That massages me, north to south.

But the one thing that I really love,

Is when my balls are in her mouth.

08/20/2020

N95

August 13, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Will I toss your salad?

Stranger, I’m glad you asked.

Bare that beautiful bubble butt

And I will wear it like a mask.

08/13/2020

Play That Funky Music

August 1, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Big women don’t get to cum enough,

And that’s really not fair, you know?

So come on large ladies and sit on my face,

Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!

08/01/2020

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