I love to eat her sloppy wet puss,
And clean those nipple-topped peaks.
But she likes to keep me on my knees,
My tongue buried between her cheeks.
05/22/2022
Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
I have a round, fat, juicy ass,
That five men just took turns to fuck it.
Didn’t see their faces or know their names,
I’m just a sweet little free cum bucket.
11/09/2021
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
Love to eat that butthole,
My tongue up that poop chute.
Love when you begin to cum,
And start to shout, “Woot, Woot!”
0703/2021
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Watching a nasty porno flick,
Nude sorority girls playing Twister.
Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,
But my innocent baby sister!
09/16/2020
My Lady has a magical tongue,
That massages me, north to south.
But the one thing that I really love,
Is when my balls are in her mouth.
08/20/2020
Will I toss your salad?
Stranger, I’m glad you asked.
Bare that beautiful bubble butt
And I will wear it like a mask.
08/13/2020
Big women don’t get to cum enough,
And that’s really not fair, you know?
So come on large ladies and sit on my face,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
08/01/2020
Rude Little Poems 