Bury your tongue in my butthole!
She screamed with all her might.
Not sure why she was yelling,
Because I slept by her feet all night.
04/19/2025
My Lady’s at the gym each day,
Working up a healthy sheen.
It is my job to kneel and lick,
Her sweaty asshole clean.
09/20/2024
My Lady is cut from exquisite cloth,
The finest linens, silks and lace.
Utterly refined unless she’s grinding her cunt,
All over my fucking face.
08/26/2023
I love to eat her sloppy wet puss,
And clean those nipple-topped peaks.
But she likes to keep me on my knees,
My tongue buried between her cheeks.
05/22/2022
Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
I have a round, fat, juicy ass,
That five men just took turns to fuck it.
Didn’t see their faces or know their names,
I’m just a sweet little free cum bucket.
11/09/2021
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
Love to eat that butthole,
My tongue up that poop chute.
Love when you begin to cum,
And start to shout, “Woot, Woot!”
0703/2021
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Watching a nasty porno flick,
Nude sorority girls playing Twister.
Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,
But my innocent baby sister!
09/16/2020
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