Sexy, slutty Halloween is over,
When our things in the night go bump.
Christmas is my favorite season where,
I give your rump-a-pump-pump!
12/16/2020
Winter winds are howling,
For that I need to brace.
Wouldn’t feel so cold without,
Fresh cunt juice on my face.
12/06/2020
I shot my cum into the air,
Where it falls, I really don’t care.
Could go North, could go South,
But you better catch it in your mouth!
11/29/2020
I know you’ve taken lots of cock,
From watching your videotape.
Makes me hungry for that puss and ass,
Leaving you with a cum-filled gape.
11/22/2020
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Watching a nasty porno flick,
Nude sorority girls playing Twister.
Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,
But my innocent baby sister!
09/16/2020
I asked my lady for a titty-fuck,
She raised her head mid-bob.
Smiling while licking my piss slit,
She gave me an amazing boob job.
09/12/2020
My Lady has a magical tongue,
That massages me, north to south.
But the one thing that I really love,
Is when my balls are in her mouth.
08/20/2020
Beauty, wit, charm and grace,
You most certainly are high class.
Bent over behind the dumpster with,
Seven guys fucking your ass.
08/10/2020
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