She took her ten inch strap-on,
And slammed it up my butt.
She grabbed my balls, squeezed and said
“Don’t be a little cunt.”
My Lady trains and likes to wrestle,
Taught me moves and all the falls.
Still you should have seen my expression,
When she picked me up by the balls.
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
Filmed my first bukkake,
Cum-covered face, tits, running down my legs,
Won’t somebody jump in the shower with me,
And lick up those last dregs?
Love to eat that butthole,
My tongue up that poop chute.
Love when you begin to cum,
And start to shout, “Woot, Woot!”
Love to eat that pussy,
It is my favorite treat.
Spend more time down on my knees,
Than standing on my feet!
I cunted her asshole,
With style and grace.
Now I tenderly kiss,
Her cum-stained face.
Don’t mean to be an asshole,
Or to be so very pushy.
But the only thing I want hot and wet,
Is her sweet, delicious pussy!
My a/c is broken,
Curse the bad luck.
Worst part about that?
It’s too hot to fuck!
I was always a rather randy lad,
My dick was harder than cinderblocks,
Glad I finally became a man,
Because pussy is better than old sweat socks.