When it’s time for you to ride my face,
Take a seat, please don’t hover.
Doesn’t matter if I drown,
For I’m your one-true pussy lover!
02/16/2022
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Will I toss your salad?
Stranger, I’m glad you asked.
Bare that beautiful bubble butt
And I will wear it like a mask.
08/13/2020
Big women don’t get to cum enough,
And that’s really not fair, you know?
So come on large ladies and sit on my face,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
08/01/2020
My Lady sent a beautiful pic,
That made me sweat and feel clammy.
The sweetest shot of her amazing ass,
I need that Moon over my Hammy!
07/17/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
My girlfriend doesn’t shave at all,
And I think her hairy puss is great.
When she mounts to ride my face,
It will wash and exfoliate!
01/18/2020
Rude Little Poems 