Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
03/29/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
Rude Little Poems 