Today is my Darling’s birthday,
And to prove that I’m no joker.
I’ll bend her over and spank that ass,
While with her headscarf I will choke her.
04/24/2021
Uninhibited sex is awesome,
And sometimes a bit scary.
But we just learned a new one,
They call it “Missionary.”
03/28/2021
Cum on my face,
Wash it off with your piss.
Then, honey, bend over,
And give me a kiss.
03/20/21
We are both fully vaccinated,
The time for overt caution will pass.
So bend right over and spread those cheeks,
So I can raw dawg tongue your ass.
03/07/2021
Your cunt is wet, my cock is hard,
That’s more than we can bear.
I’ll slip out of your mouth and spread your ass,
It’s time for us to share.
02/28/2021
My girlfriend is here,
To get fucked in the rear.
She loves it up the butt,
Cum-streaked grin, ear to ear.
01/26/2021
A party for just the two of us,,
To ring in the brand New Year.
Starting 2021 out right,
With my tongue buried up your rear.
01/01/2021
Christmas was successful,
We trimmed the tree, decked the halls.
Comfortable 69 in our bed,
With her mouth massaging my balls.
12/25/2020
Sexy, slutty Halloween is over,
When our things in the night go bump.
Christmas is my favorite season where,
I give your rump-a-pump-pump!
12/16/2020
Winter winds are howling,
For that I need to brace.
Wouldn’t feel so cold without,
Fresh cunt juice on my face.
12/06/2020
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