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Feed Me Dessert

July 23, 2022 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Your wet pussy is sweet,

Your tangy asshole is dandy.

But when you’re covered in cum,

You taste just like candy.

07/23/2022

I Do Backdoors Too

February 16, 2022 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

When it’s time for you to ride my face,

Take a seat, please don’t hover.

Doesn’t matter if I drown,

For I’m your one-true pussy lover!

02/16/2022

I Could Eat

November 18, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Face down, ass up,

Such a delicious display.

Shall I don a bib to dine,

On your never-ending buffet?

11/18/2021

So Tasty

November 8, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

The Lady was embarrassed,

Of her (normal) labial flaps.

I said, “Don’t worry Darling,

My favorite food is pussy wraps!”

11/08/201

Or an Asshole

January 16, 2021 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I’ve been called many things in my life,

And trying to define me is rather pushy.

But if it’s fact that you are what you eat,

Then truly I am a sweet, juicy pussy.

01/16/2021

Best Breakfast Ever

December 6, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Winter winds are howling,

For that I need to brace.

Wouldn’t feel so cold without,

Fresh cunt juice on my face.

12/06/2020

Sweet Dessert

November 26, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

I love my lady’s beautiful bod,

With her pubic hair so wavy.

Can’t wait to dig my tongue in deep,

And drink her pussy gravy.

11/26/2020

Romance

October 24, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Love my woman’s pussy lips,

You can see them from the back.

One reason they are so perfect for me,

Is when I kiss, they kiss me back.

10/24/2020

Point Taken

September 27, 2020September 27, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Getting kinky with my lady late last night,

When she gave me a dreadful scare.

She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,

But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”

09/27/2020

I Support Her Choice

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020 ~ Mystertim ~ Leave a comment

Watching a nasty porno flick,

Nude sorority girls playing Twister.

Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,

But my innocent baby sister!

09/16/2020

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