When it’s time for you to ride my face,
Take a seat, please don’t hover.
Doesn’t matter if I drown,
For I’m your one-true pussy lover!
02/16/2022
Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
The Lady was embarrassed,
Of her (normal) labial flaps.
I said, “Don’t worry Darling,
My favorite food is pussy wraps!”
11/08/201
I’ve been called many things in my life,
And trying to define me is rather pushy.
But if it’s fact that you are what you eat,
Then truly I am a sweet, juicy pussy.
01/16/2021
Winter winds are howling,
For that I need to brace.
Wouldn’t feel so cold without,
Fresh cunt juice on my face.
12/06/2020
I love my lady’s beautiful bod,
With her pubic hair so wavy.
Can’t wait to dig my tongue in deep,
And drink her pussy gravy.
11/26/2020
Love my woman’s pussy lips,
You can see them from the back.
One reason they are so perfect for me,
Is when I kiss, they kiss me back.
10/24/2020
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Watching a nasty porno flick,
Nude sorority girls playing Twister.
Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,
But my innocent baby sister!
09/16/2020
Big women don’t get to cum enough,
And that’s really not fair, you know?
So come on large ladies and sit on my face,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
08/01/2020
Rude Little Poems 