Bent you over the couch, lifted your skirt,
And chewed through your pantyhose.
Spread those cheeks and watched your hole,
Bloom open like a sweet ripe rose!
06/06/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
10/07/2019
Making my lover a three-course dinner,
When it comes to cooking, I’m the Boss.
But it won’t be ready for quite a few hours,
First, they have a salad I need to toss!
07/06/2018
Rude Little Poems 