Filmed my first bukkake,
Cum-covered face, tits, running down my legs,
Won’t somebody jump in the shower with me,
And lick up those last dregs?
07/110/2021
Love to eat that butthole,
My tongue up that poop chute.
Love when you begin to cum,
And start to shout, “Woot, Woot!”
0703/2021
We are both fully vaccinated,
The time for overt caution will pass.
So bend right over and spread those cheeks,
So I can raw dawg tongue your ass.
03/07/2021
Her ass is round and warm and arched,
We both think I should spank it.
But momentum is quite hard to obtain,
When you’re under a down quilt blanket.
11/01/2020
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Watching a nasty porno flick,
Nude sorority girls playing Twister.
Who did I see tongue-deep in ass,
But my innocent baby sister!
09/16/2020
Will I toss your salad?
Stranger, I’m glad you asked.
Bare that beautiful bubble butt
And I will wear it like a mask.
08/13/2020
Beauty, wit, charm and grace,
You most certainly are high class.
Bent over behind the dumpster with,
Seven guys fucking your ass.
08/10/2020
Big women don’t get to cum enough,
And that’s really not fair, you know?
So come on large ladies and sit on my face,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
08/01/2020
My Lady sent a beautiful pic,
That made me sweat and feel clammy.
The sweetest shot of her amazing ass,
I need that Moon over my Hammy!
07/17/2020
Rude Little Poems 