There once was a young man from Key,
Whose dick reached down to his knee.
His lovers would faint,
As it bumped ‘gainst their taint.
Sighing, “Bury that monster in me!”
07/26/208
Raised my ass into the air,
Felt the breeze in my pubic hair.
If you stop by, you’re in luck,
My butt is up and I’m down to fuck.
05/19/2018
Rude Little Poems 