Beauty, wit, charm and grace,
You most certainly are high class.
Bent over behind the dumpster with,
Seven guys fucking your ass.
08/10/2020
My Lady sent a beautiful pic,
That made me sweat and feel clammy.
The sweetest shot of her amazing ass,
I need that Moon over my Hammy!
07/17/2020
Bent you over the couch, lifted your skirt,
And chewed through your pantyhose.
Spread those cheeks and watched your hole,
Bloom open like a sweet ripe rose!
06/06/2020
Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
03/29/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
10/07/2019
I got my balls licked,
I got my cock sucked.
You better believe you’re
Gonna get your ass fucked!
09/29/2019
It is rather thick,
And it is rather long.
So Ladies if you need it,
Call me, Doctor Dong!
09/22/2019
Rude Little Poems 