Bent you over the couch, lifted your skirt,
And chewed through your pantyhose.
Spread those cheeks and watched your hole,
Bloom open like a sweet ripe rose!
06/06/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
My girlfriend doesn’t shave at all,
And I think her hairy puss is great.
When she mounts to ride my face,
It will wash and exfoliate!
01/18/2020
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
10/07/2019
Love to eat that pussy,
Love to suck it dry.
Glad pubic hair is curly,
Or it’d put out my eye!
08/15/2019
The years go by,
My time is short,
I wish these women,
Were a better sport…
12/31/2018
There once was a young man from Key,
Whose dick reached down to his knee.
His lovers would faint,
As it bumped ‘gainst their taint.
Sighing, “Bury that monster in me!”
07/26/208
Making my lover a three-course dinner,
When it comes to cooking, I’m the Boss.
But it won’t be ready for quite a few hours,
First, they have a salad I need to toss!
07/06/2018
He came in my butt,
Then called me a slut.
Stuck his cock back in my mouth,
To clean off his nut!
07/01/2018
Rude Little Poems 