Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
03/29/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
I need a sloppy blowjob,
Make it slow and long.
And when I cum inside your mouth,
Drink until it’s gone!
12/07/2019
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
10/07/2019
I got my balls licked,
I got my cock sucked.
You better believe you’re
Gonna get your ass fucked!
09/29/2019
It’s for good luck,
It could do the trick,
On New Year’s Eve,
To suck an old man’s dick!
12/31/2018
The years go by,
My time is short,
I wish these women,
Were a better sport…
12/31/2018
Hairy old daddy
Lying on the bed.
Waiting for someone
To give him head!
07/22/2018
Rude Little Poems 