I love to suck on rock hard cock,
Licking balls and hairy ass.
Notice my pinky finger is extended,
To show that I have class.
03/01/2022
My Lady has a magical tongue,
That massages me, north to south.
But the one thing that I really love,
Is when my balls are in her mouth.
08/20/2020
My cock and balls are neatly shaved,
Making them look bigger and stronger.
Truthfully, the reason I do it is,
Makes the cocksuckers stay down there longer.
07/13/2020
My favorite lady just stopped by,
And slid right into place.
I like it when she swallows,
But she loves jizz upon her face.
06/21/2020
Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
03/29/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
I need a sloppy blowjob,
Make it slow and long.
And when I cum inside your mouth,
Drink until it’s gone!
12/07/2019
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
10/07/2019
I got my balls licked,
I got my cock sucked.
You better believe you’re
Gonna get your ass fucked!
09/29/2019
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