Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
Beauty, wit, charm and grace,
You most certainly are high class.
Bent over behind the dumpster with,
Seven guys fucking your ass.
08/10/2020
My Lady sent a beautiful pic,
That made me sweat and feel clammy.
The sweetest shot of her amazing ass,
I need that Moon over my Hammy!
07/17/2020
Not long ago while in my prime,
You’d find me balls-deep in some strippers.
Now with this damn quarantine,
I only slide into my slippers.
03/29/2020
With all the wicked things I’ve done,
And all the delicious things I’ve seen.
It’s really so damn hard to be,
A libertine in quarantine.
03/19/2020
I’ll fuck your butt, you’ll lick my ass.
You’re such a slut, I think I’ll pass
You to the crew who always knew,
How you earned your name,
Miss Lucy Blew.
02/18/2020
Misunderstandings are everywhere,
At times I’m the focus of their hate.
The motorbike license said “HIT IT”
So I pulled up and told him she was great.
10/07/2019
The years go by,
My time is short,
I wish these women,
Were a better sport…
12/31/2018
He came in my butt,
Then called me a slut.
Stuck his cock back in my mouth,
To clean off his nut!
07/01/2018
Rude Little Poems 