I got my balls licked,
I got my cock sucked.
You better believe you’re
Gonna get your ass fucked!
09/29/2019
It is rather thick,
And it is rather long.
So Ladies if you need it,
Call me, Doctor Dong!
09/22/2019
Found some extra time today,
Just sort of fell into my lap.
Now I don’t know what to do,
Should I take nap, or fap?
08/17/2019
Love to eat that pussy,
Love to suck it dry.
Glad pubic hair is curly,
Or it’d put out my eye!
08/15/2019
It’s for good luck,
It could do the trick,
On New Year’s Eve,
To suck an old man’s dick!
12/31/2018
The years go by,
My time is short,
I wish these women,
Were a better sport…
12/31/2018
There once was a young man from Key,
Whose dick reached down to his knee.
His lovers would faint,
As it bumped ‘gainst their taint.
Sighing, “Bury that monster in me!”
07/26/208
Hairy old daddy
Lying on the bed.
Waiting for someone
To give him head!
07/22/2018
Making my lover a three-course dinner,
When it comes to cooking, I’m the Boss.
But it won’t be ready for quite a few hours,
First, they have a salad I need to toss!
07/06/2018
He came in my butt,
Then called me a slut.
Stuck his cock back in my mouth,
To clean off his nut!
07/01/2018
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