Christmas was successful,
We trimmed the tree, decked the halls.
Comfortable 69 in our bed,
With her mouth massaging my balls.
12/25/2020
Sexy, slutty Halloween is over,
When our things in the night go bump.
Christmas is my favorite season where,
I give your rump-a-pump-pump!
12/16/2020
Winter winds are howling,
For that I need to brace.
Wouldn’t feel so cold without,
Fresh cunt juice on my face.
12/06/2020
I shot my cum into the air,
Where it falls, I really don’t care.
Could go North, could go South,
But you better catch it in your mouth!
11/29/2020
I love my lady’s beautiful bod,
With her pubic hair so wavy.
Can’t wait to dig my tongue in deep,
And drink her pussy gravy.
11/26/2020
I know you’ve taken lots of cock,
From watching your videotape.
Makes me hungry for that puss and ass,
Leaving you with a cum-filled gape.
11/22/2020
My Dear, you arrived just in time,
For your daily anal injection.
Drop your panties, bend over the table,
While I lube up my erection.
11/13/2020
Her ass is round and warm and arched,
We both think I should spank it.
But momentum is quite hard to obtain,
When you’re under a down quilt blanket.
11/01/2020
Love my woman’s pussy lips,
You can see them from the back.
One reason they are so perfect for me,
Is when I kiss, they kiss me back.
10/24/2020
Getting kinky with my lady late last night,
When she gave me a dreadful scare.
She said, “You can fuck me anyway you like,
But, NEVER get cum in my hair!”
09/27/2020
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