Today is my Darling’s birthday,
And to prove that I’m no joker.
I’ll bend her over and spank that ass,
While with her headscarf I will choke her.
04/24/2021
Uninhibited sex is awesome,
And sometimes a bit scary.
But we just learned a new one,
They call it “Missionary.”
03/28/2021
Cum on my face,
Wash it off with your piss.
Then, honey, bend over,
And give me a kiss.
03/20/21
Brunette MILF moved in next door,
Great tits, nice ass, such luck!
Being friendly I told her to give me a call,
If she needs some good dick to suck.
03/14/2021
We are both fully vaccinated,
The time for overt caution will pass.
So bend right over and spread those cheeks,
So I can raw dawg tongue your ass.
03/07/2021
Your cunt is wet, my cock is hard,
That’s more than we can bear.
I’ll slip out of your mouth and spread your ass,
It’s time for us to share.
02/28/2021
Sitting here with a fat hard dick
While searching for a willing slut.
Someone to lick my hairy balls
And take my dick up their sweet hot butt.
02/21/2021
My girlfriend is here,
To get fucked in the rear.
She loves it up the butt,
Cum-streaked grin, ear to ear.
01/26/2021
I’ve been called many things in my life,
And trying to define me is rather pushy.
But if it’s fact that you are what you eat,
Then truly I am a sweet, juicy pussy.
01/16/2021
A party for just the two of us,,
To ring in the brand New Year.
Starting 2021 out right,
With my tongue buried up your rear.
01/01/2021
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