She likes her dick,
Long and thick.
And anywhere we put them,
Makes her cum right quick.
11/20/2021
Face down, ass up,
Such a delicious display.
Shall I don a bib to dine,
On your never-ending buffet?
11/18/2021
I have a round, fat, juicy ass,
That five men just took turns to fuck it.
Didn’t see their faces or know their names,
I’m just a sweet little free cum bucket.
11/09/2021
My man is not an imaginative lover,
It fact, he performs by rote.
But I love when he presses my face to his belly,
And cums straight down my throat.
11/09/2021
The Lady was embarrassed,
Of her (normal) labial flaps.
I said, “Don’t worry Darling,
My favorite food is pussy wraps!”
11/08/201
Love receiving blowjobs,
Almost as much as fucking.
As long as my dick is getting sucked,
I don’t care who is doing the sucking.
10/24/2021
She’s begging for some dick today,
Heavy breathing, drooling, dirty chants.
Nobody but myself to blame,
For wearing my grey sweatpants.
10/24/2021
She took her ten inch strap-on,
And slammed it up my butt.
She grabbed my balls, squeezed and said
“Don’t be a little cunt.”
09/26/2021
My Lady trains and likes to wrestle,
Taught me moves and all the falls.
Still you should have seen my expression,
When she picked me up by the balls.
09/18/21
Some Ladies think that they’re too big,
This isn’t my first rodeo.
I’ll lie down, you have a seat,
Don’t care if I can’t hear the stereo!
07/16/2021
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