Author: Mystertim
Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.
I Make Housecalls
It is rather thick,
And it is rather long.
So Ladies if you need it,
Call me, Doctor Dong!
09/22/2019
Decisions
Found some extra time today,
Just sort of fell into my lap.
Now I don’t know what to do,
Should I take nap, or fap?
08/17/2019
Hungry!
Love to eat that pussy,
Love to suck it dry.
Glad pubic hair is curly,
Or it’d put out my eye!
08/15/2019
Mine is Available
It’s for good luck,
It could do the trick,
On New Year’s Eve,
To suck an old man’s dick!
12/31/2018
Dang!
The years go by,
My time is short,
I wish these women,
Were a better sport…
12/31/2018
Autobiographical Limerick
There once was a young man from Key,
Whose dick reached down to his knee.
His lovers would faint,
As it bumped ‘gainst their taint.
Sighing, “Bury that monster in me!”
07/26/208
Volunteers?
Hairy old daddy
Lying on the bed.
Waiting for someone
To give him head!
07/22/2018
Like Groceries
Making my lover a three-course dinner,
When it comes to cooking, I’m the Boss.
But it won’t be ready for quite a few hours,
First, they have a salad I need to toss!
07/06/2018
Sounds Like HBD
He came in my butt,
Then called me a slut.
Stuck his cock back in my mouth,
To clean off his nut!
07/01/2018
Rude Little Poems 