There once was a young man from Key,
Whose dick reached down to his knee.
His lovers would faint,
As it bumped ‘gainst their taint.
Sighing, “Bury that monster in me!”
07/26/208
Hairy old daddy
Lying on the bed.
Waiting for someone
To give him head!
07/22/2018
Making my lover a three-course dinner,
When it comes to cooking, I’m the Boss.
But it won’t be ready for quite a few hours,
First, they have a salad I need to toss!
07/06/2018
He came in my butt,
Then called me a slut.
Stuck his cock back in my mouth,
To clean off his nut!
07/01/2018
Raised my ass into the air,
Felt the breeze in my pubic hair.
If you stop by, you’re in luck,
My butt is up and I’m down to fuck.
05/19/2018
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